Mathematics of My Life

Mathematics is there,
In every 1’s life
Whether its you,
Or it's your wife.

I came in this world
Like you from heaven,
Just you came after ‘9’
And I came after ‘7’

Parents were keen to hear ‘1st’ word of mine,
Now they don’t even listen to me!
They got excited, when I got my ‘1st’ teeth,
Then after not even bothered about rest of ‘31’

When I was ‘5’,
I went to school just 4 fun.
Since then I celebrate every year,
When I am incremented by ‘1’

If it's std. ‘10’ OR ‘9’,
I was always afraid of number ‘35’
35++ was always fine, 35-- is a big crime.
And what unlucky I am,
There was no ‘Best of 5’!

When I was in college,
I got to know the real geometry.
What is love triangle?
And what is 143? (I love you)
I was Single, She was Single
and we had a perfect chemistry!

I looked at her,
She looked at me.
I threw an ‘Arrow’
And she gave me a ‘Line’!
I got differentiated from B.F(s)
And got integrated with my G.F.

When I grown up lil further,
I came to know about Beer and Wine.
Mathematics was still there,
In terms of ‘Haywards5000’ and ‘VAT69’
‘555’ was the best brand of cigarette, I donno how...
And some movies had age limit of only ‘18’ and above!

When I was in B.E.
It was always on ‘Cylinder’!
Now the passing ‘limit’ was ‘40’
With a tiny ‘Calendar’!

I got my job and I got to know,
What is floating point number?
Whether my package is ‘4.3’ CTC or ‘3.4’ Base,
It's always going to be less and my life is a mess!

I am inverse of you and you are inverse of me.
Even thought I am ur senior, and you are my junior
Your graph is always exponential, and mine is linear!

Even after marriage,
The mathematics will continue.
Just ‘1’ or ‘2’ that’s all,
After which you can’t actually ‘continue’!

-Arun